A slight Orthodox priest (bearded, enrobed) visiting from Greece (doesn't speak English so well) got lost in Tampa, Fla., and asked a musclebound Marine reservist for directions. Junior jarhead assaulted & battered the priest, reporting to police that he'd captured a "terrorist." Later, jr. jarhead claimed priest (1) tried to rob him, (2) made an overt sexual advance, and (3) shouted "Allahu akbar!"
None of those pass the laugh test: (1) the priest is clearly physically smaller than the perp, (2) the priest is clearly physically smaller than the perp (yes, I know that's the same), and (3) the priest is Christian. BU-UT, he had a beard and was wearing a robe and didn't speak fluent English – which perfectly describes the Sept. 11 terrorists – so clearly he was a terrorist himself.
None of those pass the laugh test: (1) the priest is clearly physically smaller than the perp, (2) the priest is clearly physically smaller than the perp (yes, I know that's the same), and (3) the priest is Christian. BU-UT, he had a beard and was wearing a robe and didn't speak fluent English – which perfectly describes the Sept. 11 terrorists – so clearly he was a terrorist himself.
